Ocean Plastic Ain’t Fantastic! (And here are the facts to prove it).

“Dear Plastic, please would you just f**k off. “

“Good evening everyone, my name’s humanity and… ummm…. [gulp]… I have an addiction to single-use plastics.”

Yup. If there was such thing as PA (Polluters Anonymous) and humanity could be represented by a single person, we’re pretty sure that’s how he or she would kick off the meeting. We know this because somewhere between the chillaxed coast of…