If you’re reading this in the summer, someone needs to put the algorithm in rice because it’s clearly broken. However, if you’re reading this in the winters, you’ve no doubted drunk too much recently and maybe even attempted another Dry January, which is because you spent a large dollop of…


Now, I don’t want to sound too melodramatic, be called a drama-king or panic just for the sake of panicking but… ummm… OUR OCEANS ARE DYING, PEOPLE!

The facts are there. That’s right, the facts.


Is this what was meant.

The power of imagination has been trampled,

As we stare into TV sets.

While books are bought for their covers,

Then put in their place and never read.

Life is now seen through a periscope of screens,

Creating adventures we can’t feel.

While computers and…


I learned two things as a teenager: the space beneath your bed is the worst place to hide porn magazines and never argue with age-old adages because, c’mon, who am I to tussle with the wisdom of much wiser people. That said, whoever came up with the phrase, “it’s not…


This might be the most painful decision of your life, but with the Coronavirus pandemic, it could be the best one for the health and safety of your loved ones.

The world has changed. Possibly forever. Hopefully for the better. But without being able to read the future, all we…


Whichever way you look at it, we’re caught in the middle of an uncertain time right now; a scary time; a time where information is changing bi-hourly, making it harder and harder to know whether we’re under-reacting, overreacting or doing everything that’s needed to stay on top of this pandemic…


Anecdote alert: on my way to the office this morning, I spotted a guy sat in a red-and-white chair getting straight-razor-shaved by a tattoo-sleeved barber in a bowler hat who was so good at wielding his tool (cheeky!) that he must have started practising on dinosaurs. And, you know what…


Despite the myth, finding the perfect Christmas gift for him isn’t an impossible task. The secret is finding a little inspiration. Whether you are buying for your best mate, your soulmate, your work mate or drawing up your own wishlist for Santa, it always helps to be inspired. The question…


There are a few things in life that get slapped by the open-hand of undeserved flack, but nothing more so than dating apps. We don’t know why, but people seem to snigger at dating app users because it’s seen as — what? — sad and desperate and uber-untraditional, which is…


For the thousands upon thousands of self-improvement trends that come and go like Love Island contestants, there is always one that is proven to be so awesome it sticks and, for a long-long time, that trend has been “mindfulness”.

To break it down to its most basic, mindfulness is the…

William Hunter Howell

Copywriter, writer-writer, world-famous treasure-hunter, single-mother of six and a 'slight' exaggerator. Say hi to my face at: www.coppermilkcreative.com

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